Wednesday, January 13, 2016

11/12 House Basketball Power Rankings 5.0

These are going to be shorter than usual. Midterms. I'm out of funny punchlines, so I'm just gonna start this.

() Indicates previous rankings; [] Indicates record

1. (1) [4-1] Nuggets
The Nuggets defended their #1 ranking by taking down the previously #2 ranked Celtics in Sunday afternoon action. Hudson Hamill was dominant, which isn't surprising, as since his debut, I think he is averaging like 45 points per game. The game was close for a while, but the Nuggets were able to pull away and eventually win by 12 points, keeping them as one of the most unstoppable forces in the league. The team gets a struggling Warriors team this Sunday in what should be a good game.

2. (3) [4-1] Raptors
The Raptors continued to stay red hot by beating the Spurs on Sunday by 11 points. Jack Beatty's squad continues to impress after doubts earlier in the season (I would apologize again but I really don't care at this point), and has officially solidified themselves as a legitimate title threat come playoffs. Also, the team has allowed the least points per game this season, making them downright the best defense in the league as well.The Raptors play the Celtics on Sunday in a game where two of the lowest ranks team in the preseason battle for to keep or obtain a top five spot in the rankings.

3. (5) [3-2] Hawks
The Hawks are the hottest team in House right now by absolutely destroying all that lays in their paths. Ever since the arrival of Andrew Mathew, they have been unstoppable. The team beat the Suns so badly on Sunday that they were charged with assault after the game, but all charges were eventually dropped. The team put up 74 points on the worst team in the league, making a statement in the process. [Insert another compliment on how Connor Mulliken is probably going to win MVP] along with heavy support from underrated star Chris Drake and some other kid who looks like him. The team gets the Nets on Sunday, in a game filled with personal beef. On the Nets big man Cord Fox, Drake had to say, "He is irrelevant. Wait, who even is Cord Fox?"

4. (2) [3-2] Celtics
The Celtics fell to the Nuggets on Sunday in what was a close game until the end. Quinn Fay was still able to put up solid numbers for the team, but Hudson Hamill and the Nuggets offense proved to be too much for the young team to handle. Still, the Celtics remain a force in the league, as they remain the #4 team in total offense this year. The team has a chance to regain a top three spot with a W against the Raptors this coming Sunday.

5. (8) [2-3] Nets
The Nets jump up to the #5 spot after back to back wins against the Cavaliers and the Knicks. The team has finally started to get going, mostly due to the arrivals of Aidan Coyle and Tyler Grant. Bobby Osborn though has been another big factor for the Nets, providing rebounds left and right for the team. Cord Fox, who thinks all this success is due to him, which it is not (I honestly think he is just slowing this team down), said this about the Hawks guard Chris Drake, "Chris is a joke, his team is just on a lucky streak. We're probably just going to leave him open."

6. (7) [3-2] Cavaliers
The Cavaliers were able to handle a four man Warriors team on Sunday, in a game that was close until the Warriors ran out of steam and allowed for Jamie Schofield and Co. to run wild on the courts. Danny O'Boyle teamed up with Peter Ridder for some absurd passes that stunned everyone in the gym, while Kyle Canelli provided solid support in the paint. Even though the Warriors were short handed, it was a much needed win for the team. The Cavs get the Knicks on Sunday in what should be quite the battle.

7. (4) [2-3] Knicks
After superstar Mark Schmidt had promised to never lose another House game in his life, his team has dropped two straight to the Nuggets and Nets respectively. Ouch. The team played good defense, most likely due to the shutdown man to man that Sam Giorgio was playing (Papa G remains 100% from the field this season), but was unable to capitalize on scoring opportunities. Still, the team remains deadly, as all they need is for either Mark Schmidt or Charlie Miller to go on a scoring streak, and the wins should start coming back. The team gets the Cavs on Sunday. Be ready... fools.

8. (6) [2-3] Warriors
The Warriors failed to even field an entire team on Sunday, having to play 4 vs 4 against the Cavs. The team was without Teddy Burke, which tends to hurt the teams chances. Also without future Hall of Famer Christian Fiorenza, who was "too tired to play", it was never looking good for the team. They stayed in it until the end though, but were unable to hang with the Cavs and their stamina. Reaching their lowest ranking yet, do not expect the team to stay here long. Well, maybe another week. The team plays the Nuggets on Sunday, who are right now unstoppable.

9. (9) [1-4] Spurs
The Spurs lost this week to the Raptors, losing by 11. The team's loses have all been close, making it hard to keep them so low. With such a talented roster, the team should be able to get back on track when Jack Klingman returns. That's pretty much all I have. We await you, Mr. Klingman.


10. (10) [1-4] Suns
The Suns got dropkicked by the Hawks on Sunday, allowing 74 points to the team. The team has allowed the most points in the league this season, giving up on average 54 points per game. That is gross. Will things get better? I don't know, and really don't care. Good luck gentlemen.


Game Predictions:

Cavs vs. Knicks
My team, no bias. Go Cavs.

Suns vs. Spurs
In a battle between the two worst teams in the league, someone will finally get their second win of the season. That team will surprisingly be the Suns. Suns win.

Nuggets vs. Warriors
The Nuggets will try to continue their ways, but a very talented Warriors team will be awaiting them. Hudson Hamill will prove to be too much though, and the Nuggets will win a close one.

Hawks vs. Nets
The Hawks are the hottest team in House right now, and not even the Nets will be able to stop them. Hawks win, and Chris Drake dunks on Cord Fox.

Game of the Week:
Raptors vs. Celtics
Two teams I said were not going to be good this year are now at the #2 and #4 spots in the rankings. The Raptors are ranked higher, and will continue to be ranked higher. Raptors win.










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