-By JP Walsh, DHS Laxbrah-
June 9th, 1969: the day lax was born. Maybe it was more like 1989, but who has time to think about their birthday while club laxing 24/7? Either way, one year on June 9th, at some time around 4:20 p.m., Brantford Winstonworth was brought into the world. Lax wand in hand, he asked, "Bros...anybody care to lax?" Over the next 20, or 40 years, Brantford continued to hone his lax skills, scoring two goals in practice, and of course increasing his flotrons until they were off the charts. Along with a new pair of mid-calves and a few lax pinnies, Brantford wants a new pair of sugar brown Oakley Fives for laxing in his free time. His turf dogs are beginning to lose their original fresh glow, which Brantford believes significantly decreases his flow. To counter such drastic circumstances, Brantford will be getting a new pair, Warrior Burn Turf Mid's, 2.0. Competition now doesn't stand a chance, as if they did before. One thing is for sure; we have been graced with another year of Brantford's presence, and can only hope to continue to bro-out with him in years to come.
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